I’ve been told that my life experiences have left me with a nice amount of wisdom. I’m not sure if I agree, but I feel that we all have something to impart on others. I’m trying really hard to make 2015 an awesome year (insert Kid President voice right there), and I’d like to perhaps influence others to do the same. Needless to say, my year is off to a very rough start, but I’m keeping my head up, and hoping for the best.
So, if we’re going to take the world by storm in 2015, I think the first thing we have to do is find our hype.
What is “a hype” you say?
A form of energy usable when once reaches a peak of maximum capacity. Going into ‘Hype’ will allow for extreme bouts of physical action.
Person A: GOD DAMN IT!
Person B: WHAT?!
Person A: -Starts punching and kicking the air wildly at a consistently increasing speed.-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Person B: The hell?
Person A: -Smacks person B with a pillow.- WHERE’S YOUR HYPE DAMN IT?! -Jumps off a flight of stairs and wave dashes out the door.-
Person B: . . . -In awe-
- DEATH METAL
Simple. If he’s feeling lazy, he drinks coffee. He’ll drink said coffee while listening to death metal, and then throw some pushups in on top. Voila!
I know your fear of lossAnd your struggles with faithAnd how it takes everything that you have to face the dayThe virtues you possess now bring you eternal painAll you have is contempt for a life you can’t obtainAll your heroes have failed youYet you try and prevailFace your torment and dismantle your doubtRefuse this legacy of shame and deceitCause the only real truth in your life that you know is hostility